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I guess I’ve been doing a lot of Whitney Port posts over the last few days, that’s because she seems to be trying to outdo Amanda Bynes when it comes to showing off her legs. I had her making sexy faces in a little sun-skirt , then playing with her boobs in her sweet little bikini and now here she is on the runway of what seems to be her own line of clothing showing off those long ass legs of hers. If her clothing line encourages more women to wear short skirts that highlight their legs, I’m all for it, if not… Garbage. Enjoy.

“Avatar” actress Zoe Saldana is a free spirit when it comes to affairs of the heart, and she opened up to Essence magazine about her feelings. When it comes to sex, Zoe says, “Love it, love it, love it-can’t live without it! I love sex. I love skin. I don’t believe the body is something to hide. I think in American society we’re messing up our kids by taking away the education on and awareness of our sexuality and replacing it with violence, guns and video games-and we’re breeding little criminals.” You gotta love a woman who wants to make love, not war!

Whitney Port got away from “The City” for a little relaxation in Miami. The former “Hills” hottie was snapped lounging by the pool in a blue bikini. Lookin’ good!

Whitney Port got away from “The City” for a little relaxation in Miami. The former “Hills” hottie was snapped lounging by the pool in a blue bikini. Lookin’ good!

As some of you know I turned 30 on Sunday, so last night I decided to mark the occasion by turning myself into a walking projectile vomit machine who announced to an entire bar “I think this jukebox gave… …read full story

Audrina Patridge might be dead behind the eyes, but in these bikini pics for the U.K.’s FHM, she’s smoking hot! Can you deny her hotness in this red bikini and in the topless pics below? I thought not. She may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but would you really date this girl for her brains? My thoughts exactly. Audrina Patridge is best left as the date you take to a very expensive black tie affair, but tell her to try not to speak and just look pretty. Featured in their April issue, Audrina is the definition of vapid, yet still so perfect. Either when she’s crawling toward you in a hot bikini with a wifebeater or when she’s laying around on the beach in a skimpy bathing suit and heels, you’re going to love her beauty boobs!

Candice Swanepoel is not only one of the hottest young models to fill a bikini, she’s also quickly becoming one of my favorites! Rising up the ranks of the modeling world, Candice is rapidly becoming one of the most sought after Catwalk ladies in the land. The fresh-faced bikini model is from River, South Africa, which makes a bit more exotic in my book. Her modeling career started during a shopping session at a Durban flea market, where she was spotted by a local modeling scout. Good call, dude! No offense, but a blind man could have told you that Candice Swanepoel is hot!

Here’s British model, actress, singer, and overall hottie Myleene Klass on the beach in Barbados, where she got really lucky that a huge wave didn’t completely strip her bikini off her ass. We, on the other hand, weren’t so…

As I sit here, it’s cold and wet out. So I thought to myself, “Self, we need a little pick-me-up. What can I do that will make me feel better about myself, other than drinking another bottle of Jack this afternoon?” Well, after a short deliberation with the other people in my head, I’ve decided to go with these Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures ! I like to think of Candice as Bar Refaeli’s little sister, only not quite as famous nor voluptuous. I also like to think about the “sisters” and I in a bikini-less threesome.

Much like dentistry, when it comes to bikini pictures it’s best left to the professionals. I learnt that lesson the hard way. Here’s supermodel Bar Refaeli hanging out in her bikini while on vacation in Mexico. I know what you’re thinking and no, you can’t find a more perfect body. It kills me that her bikini is only staying together with the help of a couple of strategically placed knots. This is when the paparazzi needs to hire some little kid to walk by and undo that thing. She won’t get mad, kid’s can get away with practically anything, she’ll probably even think it’s cute. If I did it I’d wake up as somebody’s girlfriend in a Mexican prison.