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I guess I’ve been doing a lot of Whitney Port posts over the last few days, that’s because she seems to be trying to outdo Amanda Bynes when it comes to showing off her legs. I had her making sexy faces in a little sun-skirt , then playing with her boobs in her sweet little bikini and now here she is on the runway of what seems to be her own line of clothing showing off those long ass legs of hers. If her clothing line encourages more women to wear short skirts that highlight their legs, I’m all for it, if not… Garbage. Enjoy.

Here’s former supermodel Elle Macpherson in Paris, I think, wearing a nice pair of leather pants showing us that she hasn’t missed a step when it comes to hotness. I for one am really glad to see that leather pants are making a comeback, I can finally dig my sweet pair out from under the stairs. I wonder if I still have the matching tie. What do you mean they’re only coming back for women? What kind of sexist garbage is that? I suppose it’s for the best, my ass looked a little too good in those things anyway, it could be dangerous. more pictures of Elle Macpherson here

Oh, Whitney Port. Could you please, just maybe, try a little harder. It’s not that we don’t like these Whitney Port bikini pictures, but you could have found a slightly more flattering bikini. Also, what’s with the colour of…

Oh, Whitney Port. Could you please, just maybe, try a little harder. It’s not that we don’t like these Whitney Port bikini pictures, but you could have found a slightly more flattering bikini. Also, what’s with the colour of…

Oh, Whitney Port. Could you please, just maybe, try a little harder. It’s not that we don’t like these Whitney Port bikini pictures, but you could have found a slightly more flattering bikini. Also, what’s with the colour of…

I’ve always like the horn-rimmed glasses look on hot chicks like Hilary Duff , it makes me think of a sexy computer teacher I once had. Her DOS skills were sick. Unfortunately not enough hotties attempt this look, it’s mostly left to overweight goth girls with pink hair trying to stand out in a crowd. Not good. Anyhow, now that Hilary is engage I guess I should stop having my assistant send her all those inappropriate Twitpics on my behalf. Ps sorry about that last one it was cold. more pictures of Hilary Duff here

If Kristin Cavallari is going to stay in my good books, right now she’s hanging on by a hot ass, she’s going to have to do better than this when it comes to see through top pictures. We know her top is see through, but to cover up the goods like this is just insulting to both of us. Her little boobs are in there, just let us have a look. This is what we used to call a… I’m not sure if my sponsor will let me say the word… It’s French for rooster… It’s sometimes followed by a-doodle-doo….. But in this case it’s followed by tease. Anyone?

I think this is the first photoshoot I’ve ever seen of Sophie Monk . I believe it’s for Cosmo. I wish a male magazines would get in on the Sophie Monk action, she’s perfect for something like Maxim or Hustler . I’ve been trying to land her for sometime but it seems that she’s not into working for free or working at all period. OK, I never tried to reach her, but she knows where to find me if she wants some career advice. I’d be glad to help.

It seems that Brooke Burke’s scarf isn’t doing it’s job because it looks like she may be a little chilly out in her tank top the other day on her way to the hair salon. I can tell because of one very prominent goose-bump. I’m not complaining, I think it’s a good look and feel that more women should hit the streets wearing scarves that really make their nipples pop. more pictures of Brooke Burke here

As I sit here, it’s cold and wet out. So I thought to myself, “Self, we need a little pick-me-up. What can I do that will make me feel better about myself, other than drinking another bottle of Jack this afternoon?” Well, after a short deliberation with the other people in my head, I’ve decided to go with these Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures ! I like to think of Candice as Bar Refaeli’s little sister, only not quite as famous nor voluptuous. I also like to think about the “sisters” and I in a bikini-less threesome.