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The freakishly weird singer Lady Gaga has retorted against the rumors that she’s a hermaphrodite. Even after that, it was rumored that she stole some chick’s boyfriend, but she wants to clear the air. With or without the extra male parts, Gaga wants us all to know that she is not bangin’ anyone’s man. Actually she’s single and celibate. She said, “I’m single. I haven’t got time to spend on the road to get to know anyone. Even Lady Gaga can be celibate, you don’t have to have sex to be loved.” Has Gaga been having some bad sex, because I know a few guys that could fix that for her. She added, “Orgasms are the biggest obstacles for women. Sex should be fun, beautiful and colorful but women get the short end of the stick. We’re just receivers. We can’t talk about sex, we can’t sing about sex.” She is crazy, but this black lace getup she’s wearing is doing it for me.

Paris Hilton’s new Devassa beer ads in Brazil have been deemed too hot for the viewing public. The heiress was said to be getting off with a beer can. Just kidding, but it’s close enough. After Paris appeared in the ad slithering around rubbing it all over herself, the Brazilian Secretariat has yanked it. Brazilian officials said that the ad sexually depicts Paris and they are in the process of pulling the ad. The country has regulations regarding the depiction of women as overly sexual objects. So they should pretty much ban Paris from the country. She’s already tried her hand at the promotion of the beverage, but failed. She got wasted drunk, showed her panties and fell all over herself. But who am I to complain, right? It’s only a failure in the eyes of some.

Victoria’s Secret Angel Marisa Miller is stunningly hot in this photo shoot for Vegas magazine. The blond bombshell must have channeled Marilyn Monroe or some other fifties pinup to get this glammed up sexy look. Can you believe that it’s been an entire month since we’ve gotten some Marisa goodness? Thank heavens that God is smiling down on me today. Now if I could only find my pants. Oh, where was I? That’s right, have I mentioned yet how hot Marisa Miller is? If you don’t believe me, check out these thumbnails. Unf. You don’t have to thank me, I’ll just let you know where to send a check.

When Charlie Sheen married Brooke Mueller , he said, “I was telling a couple of friends last night that this feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal.” It doesn’t seem that Brooke is feeling the same way now. Just two years after they tied the knot in a beautiful ceremony, Brooke wants out. Who could blame her? He literally took a stab at her on Christmas day after they spent all night drugging and boozing it up. Nothing says I love you like trying to slit your throat on Jesus’ birthday. A source close to the couple said: “Brooke wants out. She’s said it before and she’s saying it again right now. She’s worried though, because Charlie has a lot of dirt on her. Using drugs while raising children is obviously a horrible situation. The marriage is a nightmare, but each one is worried about ways the other one can hurt them. For Charlie, he’s terrified Brooke can help Colorado prosecutors send him to jail. For Brooke, she knows Charlie knows all the dirt about her drug and alcohol use.” Charlie may be headed to the clink over his violent behavior, too. I know that because they’re calling on Denise Richards (read: the anti-Charlie) to stake the stand in this case. He is so screwed, you just know that Denise doesn’t have anything nice to say about him. The best thing he could try to do is throw some Two And A Half Men money at the whole situation and hope that it goes away. Otherwise, he should prepare to be Bubba’s girlfriend in the clink.

French actress Laetitia Casta showed up on the red carpet for the 35th Cesar Film Awards in Paris wearing this. And by this, I mean that she was wearing a black sheer see-through dress with little lace etchings around her nipples. I mean, doesn’t this dress just really mean that she showed up topless to this event? You can see her boobs in all of their glory (after the jump, of course) in this thing. It just seems to me that her goodies are on display, and not that I’m complaining or anything, because this chick is cute. I don’t really know who she is, so I had to check Wikipedia for some information on Laetitia, but you don’t really care about that, do you? Click thumbnails below to see her boobs from all angles! You’re welcome.

Audrina Patridge might be dead behind the eyes, but in these bikini pics for the U.K.’s FHM, she’s smoking hot! Can you deny her hotness in this red bikini and in the topless pics below? I thought not. She may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but would you really date this girl for her brains? My thoughts exactly. Audrina Patridge is best left as the date you take to a very expensive black tie affair, but tell her to try not to speak and just look pretty. Featured in their April issue, Audrina is the definition of vapid, yet still so perfect. Either when she’s crawling toward you in a hot bikini with a wifebeater or when she’s laying around on the beach in a skimpy bathing suit and heels, you’re going to love her beauty boobs!

Wow it’s been quite a while since we’ve seen anything about Monica Bellucci and now all of a sudden, BAM! These pictures from Max Magazine are quite a treat I must say!  You never know when some pics of Monica Bellucci like these are going to hit.  Then out of nowhere she pops this great cleavage on us.  And yes, I’m very grateful!

Celebrity Mila Kunis has not been featured on the site for some time now and that’s because she’s apparently not been trying to impress me. And everyone know how it works around here, so why has it taken Mila so long to understand the game? That being said, it’s always better to be late that never show up. These photos of actress Mila Kunis at the 2010 Writer’s Guild Awards are the best photos that I’ve seen of her this year—maybe even ever! Mila looks hot and earns top of the week honors!

  Celebrity AnnaLynne McCord is all about high fashion and big hair, at least from we’ve all seen of her in the past. These photos are of AnnaLynne at one of the designer events taking place yesterday during New York Fashion Week. In the past, I ‘ve had mixed feelings about her “look” even though she’s obviously a sexy woman. Just check out that body! I’m going to have to judge these AnnaLynne McCord pics as hot! Loving the hair… reminds me of the 80’s.  

It’s that time of the year yet again. Yep, it’s New York Fashion Week and celebrity Carmen Electra was on hand and looking good in this black and gray dress. And if Carmen looks a little bit different, you’re not the only one that thinks so. It appears Carmen Electra has put on a few pounds, but I still she still looks great! And besides, what’s wrong with a little more junk in the trunk? With bikini season just around the corner, something tells me we will all be seeing much more of Carmen.