Stacy Keibler Is Out Of My League

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Here’s my soon to be Twitter girlfriend Stacy Keibler , looking as hot as ever, at the premiere of the new movie She’s Out Of My League . We don’t see her at many premieres so I find it kind of odd that she would choose this movie to go see, like she’s trying to tell me something. Interesting and uncalled for all at once and I’m going to choose to ignore her subtleties. Wait, who’s that dude? He better be one of the producers just trying to get his face on the interweb or our Twittermance or Twitterfair or whatever you want to call it is over. I don’t mean that, I’m drunk, take me back.

Stacy Keibler Is Out Of My League

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Here’s my soon to be Twitter girlfriend Stacy Keibler , looking as hot as ever, at the premiere of the new movie She’s Out Of My League . We don’t see her at many premieres so I find it kind of odd that she would choose this movie to go see, like she’s trying to tell me something. Interesting and uncalled for all at once and I’m going to choose to ignore her subtleties. Wait, who’s that dude? He better be one of the producers just trying to get his face on the interweb or our Twittermance or Twitterfair or whatever you want to call it is over. I don’t mean that, I’m drunk, take me back.

Jessica Alba Gets A Little Obscene

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Jessica Alba may think she’s very clever, pushing up her hipster glasses up with her middle finger like that, but she’s not fooling anyone and she’s more than a little rude. Actually, I don’t really give a crap, I’d like her to do to me exactly what she’s implying with this gesture. I won’t hold my breath. It’s funny because the girls down at the strip club do exactly the same thing when they dance for me… But believe me, what they’re pushing around I wouldn’t want anywhere near my face. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

Hilary Duff Is One Sexy Nerd

Friday, February 26th, 2010

I’ve always like the horn-rimmed glasses look on hot chicks like Hilary Duff , it makes me think of a sexy computer teacher I once had. Her DOS skills were sick. Unfortunately not enough hotties attempt this look, it’s mostly left to overweight goth girls with pink hair trying to stand out in a crowd. Not good. Anyhow, now that Hilary is engage I guess I should stop having my assistant send her all those inappropriate Twitpics on my behalf. Ps sorry about that last one it was cold. more pictures of Hilary Duff here

Kristin Cavallari’s See Through Top.. Sort Of

Friday, February 26th, 2010

If Kristin Cavallari is going to stay in my good books, right now she’s hanging on by a hot ass, she’s going to have to do better than this when it comes to see through top pictures. We know her top is see through, but to cover up the goods like this is just insulting to both of us. Her little boobs are in there, just let us have a look. This is what we used to call a… I’m not sure if my sponsor will let me say the word… It’s French for rooster… It’s sometimes followed by a-doodle-doo….. But in this case it’s followed by tease. Anyone?

Katy Perry Does Nylon

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

Here’s hipster dufus Katy Perry doing her hipster dufus thing for a photo spread for Nylon magazine. This is starting to get old. I think we’re done with this ‘Nouveau Eighties’ look, it’s not hot, especially when you consider that Katy’s got some nice big boobs hidden somewhere in this mess. She needs to get nominated for some fancy award she has no business winning, then maybe she’ll dress like an adult and we’ll get to see her sweet classy cleavage again.

Fergie’s Booty Live!

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

I don’t normally put performance pictures up on the site, but I like Fergie’s booty so why not. Besides, a few ass shaking pics never hurt anyone. Here she is at one of The Black Eyed Peas concerts probably in the middle of signing one of their more annoying songs, take your pick which one, but she’s wearing her space age prostitute outfit which I find pretty hot. I like the idea of prostitutes in zero gravity. Enjoy.

Motorola Devour Review

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

Until I held the Motorola Devour in my hands, I assumed it would be a lighter, more plasticky version of the Motorola Droid with weaker specs but a better keyboard. As you’ll learn in this review, my perception gradually quickly changed. It’s difficult to review the Devour on it’s own merits when it has the same manufacturer, is available on the same carrier, and has a mirroring form factor with (virtually) the same operating system. But we’ll try… and in the end draw the necessary comparisons and conclusions because let’s face it – context is everything. Hardware Review Within 2 seconds of holding the Motorola Devour I knew it wasn’t the “light, more plasticky” younger brother to the Droid I had expected. It was heavy. It was sturdy. It screamed “tough” and wanted to be its own man phone. The aluminum body with black, ruggedized rubber contributed to the look and feel and honestly it seems like the most solid Android phone out there. The problem is that the sturdiness seems like the main attraction of a phone that’s aspiring to be things it shouldn’t: Don’t get me wrong, I like the Devour hardware and it isn’t bad when judged alone. But with a small screen (3.1-inch), average resolution (HVGA), mediocre camera (3MP/fixed focus/no flash) and other less than stellar specs, I almost wished it would just take its place in line. It’s way too big and heavy for what’s stuffed inside and while an outstanding keyboard could have come through with a buzzer beater in the clutch, it was only decent. Better than the Droid keyboard? Absolutely… but by no means one of the best keyboards out there. Keyboards: DEVOUR vs DROID vs G1 I was really hoping the Devour keyboard would knock one out of the park. In press pics it looked quite spacious, contoured and clicky. I tried to do quite a bit of typing with the Devour, even publishing a Phandroid article from the device , so I got pretty comfortable/familiar with it: The Devour keyboard is DEFINITELY an upgrade over the Droid keyboard. Not only was the Droid keyboard sub-par, the accuracy of the large 3.7-inch landscape keyboard nearly render the physical keyboard pointless (at least in my own opinion). It’s a good thing the Devour improves here then, as the 3.1-inch screen is less than desirable for typing out Emails and long text messages. Unfortunately I’d only give the Devour keyboard a “decent” rating – not terrible and not great, somewhere in the middle of the pack. You can see how HTC did a great job configuring their sliding mechanism to allow for maximum keyboard surface area. I’m hoping a few other companies make this a priority, and if you ask me, LG is a prime candidate by emulating their Voyager/enV clamshell style form factor. Software Review The Devour runs Android 1.6 with Motorola’s custom build of Android – MOTOBLUR. The idea is to aggregate all your points of communication into two virtual “filing cabinets: Happenings and Messages. Happenings are status updates from friends on Twitter, Facebook and the like – stuff that flies in by the barrels but isn’t essential to your existence. Messages are 1-to-1 points of communication that are more critical to your everyday life – Emails, TXT messages and that sort of thing. They’re displayed on your home screen as widgets and a universal status updater allows you to push your own updates to numerous social networking sites all at once. The most dedicated Android fans could have 2 main complaints about the Devour software: It runs an “old” version of Android They don’t particularly enjoy MOTOBLUR – it’s information overkill I totally dismiss those 2 arguments in the above video and I think it’s worth pointing out why. While most readers of this blog always want the most up-to-date version of Android so they can have all the bells and whistles, there are a lot of customers who this won’t bother. Even Android 1.6 is pretty darn good and coming from a dumb phone or feature phone, they’ve already got so many new features to enjoy that an extra thing here and there isn’t going to kill them. And don’t forget – Motorola says they WILL eventually update the Devour to 2.x, but until they you’re still able to enjoy the vast majority of Android goodness including Google Navigation. I understand why people don’t enjoy MOTOBLUR – it’s just not for them. Either they’re not social networking fiends, it is information overkill, or they prefer other 3rd party apps on Android Market. While I think MOTOBLUR is an interesting idea and I especially enjoy the News/RSS widget, I can appreciate that we all have personal preferences. What I can’t understand is people making a decision to purchase or NOT to purchase a phone based on whether or not it has BLUR. If you don’t like it, simply drag all the widgets into the trashcan, turn off the notifications and set up your phone as if it were a Google Experience phone. With the 1.6 and BLUR discussion out of the way, I have to say I was surprised how snappy and quick the UI of the Devour seemed. I didn’t put it under a ton of application stress, but it seems as though the processor had an easy time with the smaller and less resolved screen. The Voice Activation feature on the right side is a nice touch, especially useful if you’re in the car or multi-tasking – definitely a plus. The biggest detraction of the Devour’s UI isn’t the software at all, but the hardware. If you’ve gotten used to a Droid or Nexus, the smaller screen size and lower resolution are apparent, but all-in-all the screen is decent (although sunlight caused problems). When all is said and done, despite being an older version of Android the Devour software holds its own and all but those demanding the Android elite should be satisfied. Camera Review There are two sides to reviewing a camera/camcorder: the actual experience TAKING the picture including UI/Options/Features and then of course the result – how your pictures and videos turn out. I’m sorry to say that on both accounts the Camera is mediocre at best. The camera is only 3MP fixed focus with no flash so I wasn’t expecting amazing results, but I thought the MOTOBLUR integration might offer a little more in terms of customizing, editing and other options: The pictures are actually pretty bad. When the pixels are condensed and you’re viewing small versions of the full images they don’t look so shabby, but if you click through an image to see it’s original size you’ll notice how fuzzy and poor the quality truly is. For example in this picture there were actually several Robins jumping around the forest floor. Click on the picture, which is the full size taken at 3MP, and see if you can spot any of them. You probably can’t so here is some help – I cropped the Robin at full resolution and it looks like an Atari character: But again, you just have to know what you’re getting and why/when you’re using the camera. Other pictures came out fairly well if you just want to use them as 8

Sophie Monk Needs More Exposure

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

I think this is the first photoshoot I’ve ever seen of Sophie Monk . I believe it’s for Cosmo. I wish a male magazines would get in on the Sophie Monk action, she’s perfect for something like Maxim or Hustler . I’ve been trying to land her for sometime but it seems that she’s not into working for free or working at all period. OK, I never tried to reach her, but she knows where to find me if she wants some career advice. I’d be glad to help.

Brooke Burke’s Chilly MILF Goodness

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

It seems that Brooke Burke’s scarf isn’t doing it’s job because it looks like she may be a little chilly out in her tank top the other day on her way to the hair salon. I can tell because of one very prominent goose-bump. I’m not complaining, I think it’s a good look and feel that more women should hit the streets wearing scarves that really make their nipples pop. more pictures of Brooke Burke here